Harvey enters first, dressed neatly in a light blue plaid jacket over a crisp collared shirt, projecting calm confidence. Moments later, the audience erupts as Tim makes his entrance — moving at an agonizingly slow pace, wearing an exaggerated scowl. He’s completely transformed: a blonde wig, heavy makeup, and a dress that instantly signals trouble. The laughter swells before he even speaks.
Tim stops in front of Harvey, looks him up and down, and softly says, “Hi.” He then dramatically tosses his hair, instantly shattering Harvey’s composure. Both men crack, struggling to stay in character as the audience roars. Tim repeatedly asks if he looks alright, prompting Harvey to deadpan, “You look better than my wife,” dripping with sarcasm. Without missing a beat, Tim replies, “I didn’t know you were married,” sending the crowd into another fit.
They sit together and begin playing the scene like an awkward first date. Tim keeps flipping his wig, each movement pushing Harvey closer to collapse. When Tim starts shifting uncomfortably, Harvey asks what’s wrong. Tim sighs and confesses, “This girdle is killing me.”
Harvey snaps back, “Nobody told you to wear a girdle!” Tim, completely serious, asks how muggers usually operate. Harvey explains that they rob the man first, then turn their attention to the woman. Tim pauses, lets it land, and replies, “Well, you’ve got the easy part. All you have to do is watch your money.” The timing is perfect — the audience howls.
As pedestrians pass by, Harvey whispers that they need to stay close to make it look convincing. Tim eagerly agrees, adding, “I don’t mind — it’s kind of chilly tonight anyway,” before resting his head on Harvey’s shoulder. Harvey immediately loses it again. When Tim casually places a hand on Harvey’s knee, Harvey dissolves into uncontrollable laughter.
The sketch reaches peak absurdity when a mugger approaches, robs Harvey, then turns to Tim and purrs, “Alright, sweetheart, now it’s your turn.” He strokes Tim’s wig as Tim looks up sweetly and pleads, “Please be gentle.” The moment snaps into chaos when the mugger realizes they’re undercover cops — and promptly handcuffs both of them to the park bench, leaving the audience in stitches.